Why I Want It

Other gloriously useless things you definitely need:

Electric Cooler Scooter

Compact electric scooter featuring a blue and white cooler box mounted on the rear.

Why walk to the cooler when you can ride it like a motorized throne of refreshment? The Cruzin Cooler is an electric scooter with a built-in 24-can fridge, perfect for dominating the neighborhood and making every RV park interaction slightly more intimidating.

$1679ishWANT IT

Whiskey Sphere Ice Molds

Clear sphere ice mold next to a glass of amber whiskey featuring a large, perfectly formed ice ball.

You can now own a dedicated mold that produces massive ice spheres specifically designed to keep your whiskey from melting into a watery disappointment. These Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds are stackable, leak-proof, and perfect for anyone who wants their home bar to feel slightly more pretentious and much cooler.

$9ishWANT IT

Guitar Ice Tray

Three guitar-shaped molds set in a bright blue silicone ice tray.

These guitar-shaped ice cubes are the only way to properly rock a cocktail. This silicone tray molds three groovy guitars and includes matching arm stirrers to complete the look, making it the perfect, slightly absurd gift for the friend who takes their beverage aesthetics way too seriously.

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Shower Beer Holder

Shower suction cup holder gripping a white bottle of shampoo on a tiled shower wall.

Because holding a wine glass while scrubbing your armpits is a logistical nightmare, the SipCaddy acts as your personal shower butler. This heavy-duty suction cup secures your beverage—or even your shampoo—to any glazed tile, providing the peak of sophisticated, slightly questionable relaxation for your nightly spa session.

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Luchador Bottle Opener

Red luchador wrestler bottle opener being used on a bright green glass bottle.

A tiny wrestler is currently holding your beer hostage in a brutal lock hold. This Luchador Bottle Opener turns every drink into a high-stakes championship match, using stainless steel and rubberized coating to ensure your beverage is liberated with maximum drama and zero dignity.

$9ishWANT IT

Cap Launching Bottle Opener

Orange plastic cap launcher device attached to a brown glass bottle held in a hand.

Turn every drink into a low-stakes artillery strike with the Cap Zappa bottle opener. This orange plastic gadget doesn't just pop your cap; it launches it up to 16 feet away, making you the most mischievous person at the party and your friends' favorite target.

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Heart Shaped Ice Tray

Heart shaped red ice tray mold with multiple cavities resting on a white kitchen counter.

Tell everyone your drinks are just that emotionally available with this Heart Shaped Ice Tray. It churns out 14 non-stick hearts for your cocktails, turning basic lemonade into a high-budget romance novel while chilling your drink and your feelings simultaneously.

$8ishWANT IT

Smart Heated Travel Mug

Sleek matte black smart travel mug with LED indicator on its charging base.

You can now control your coffee's temperature via a smartphone app with the Ember Travel Mug. It tracks your caffeine intake and features customizable LED colors, because nothing says "I’m an adult" like spending a fortune to ensure your latte never experiences a single degree of thermal disappointment.

$116ishWANT IT

Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker

Clear plastic ice cream sandwich maker molds featuring pink, white, and green swirl attachments.

Finally, a way to satisfy your inexplicable urge to create miniature desserts without actually having to be a pastry chef. The Cuisipro Mini Ice Cream Sandwich Maker lets you scoop and press ice cream into heart, star, and circle shapes, because regular-sized sandwiches are just too much responsibility.

$19ishWANT IT

Instant Pop Up Tent

Blue dome tent with mesh panels set up on a sunny green lawn.

This tent pops up in a single second, because apparently, wrestling with fiberglass poles is for people with far too much patience. It folds into a 30-inch dish, providing a waterproof, six-person fortress for anyone who wants to be "outdoorsy" without actually doing any of the work.

$74ishWANT IT

Monochrome Paper Straws

Clear glass holding iced dark drink with a patterned black and white paper straw on a wooden table.

Finally, you can save the planet while looking like a moody minimalist at your next picnic. These Kikkerland Paper Straws provide a chic, black and white alternative to plastic that makes every sip feel like a high-fashion editorial. They are biodegradable, compostable, and way cooler than your neighbor's boring straws.

$50ishWANT IT

6-Person Floating Island

Large inflatable white and blue floating island lounge with a blue sunshade canopy on clear water

Why settle for a pathetic pool noodle when you can own a literal floating island for your entire friend group? This massive 6-person lounge features a built-in cooler, cup holders, and a detachable sunshade, ensuring you stay hydrated and shaded while drifting into a state of pure, unadulterated lake-day bliss.

$189ishWANT IT