Why I Want It

Other gloriously useless things you definitely need:

Rick & Morty Monopoly

Vibrant Rick & Morty Monopoly board game box featuring cartoon characters and multiverse art.

Finally, you can own prime real estate in the Cromulon Dimension without the pesky threat of being turned into a tiny person. This Rick & Morty Monopoly features Flurbo currency, Gooble Boxes, and a Plumbus token, providing the only way to experience multiverse-spanning financial ruin.

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Pun Lover Card Game

Vibrant Punderdome card game box featuring retro game show graphics and pun-themed text.

The Punderdome card game is the ultimate white elephant gift for that coworker who takes their dad jokes way too seriously. You have ninety seconds to fuse two random prompts into a pun, turning your next office gathering into a high-stakes arena of linguistic crimes and questionable wordplay.

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Star Wars Saga Monopoly

Star Wars Saga Edition Monopoly board game featuring classic characters like Luke and Vader.

The Star Wars Saga Edition Monopoly allows you to experience the crushing weight of capitalism through the lens of a galaxy far, far away. Trade settlements like a Sith Lord and use the Force to bankrupt your friends while navigating a board game that is unnecessarily, beautifully extra.

$89ishWANT IT

8-Bit Dot Mario Cards

Retro 8-bit dot style playing cards featuring Mario and pixelated graphics laid out.

The 8-Bit Dot Mario Playing Cards are the only way to play poker while pretending you’re still living in 1985. These official Nintendo cards turn your next game night into a low-res fever dream of nostalgic dots, making every high-stakes hand feel like a pixelated masterpiece.

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Three Player Chess

Circular wooden chess board with intricate geometric pattern and black and white pieces.

3 Man Chess is what happens when you decide standard chess is just too peaceful. This round, hinged board allows three players to compete simultaneously in a chaotic standoff where trust is optional, the strategic complexity is infinite, and your friendships are officially on the line.

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Monopoly Cheaters Edition

Monopoly Cheaters Edition board game spread out on a wooden table with tokens and plastic handcuffs.

Monopoly Cheaters Edition is the only board game that rewards your worst impulses while physically punishing your friends. It features a plastic handcuff unit to chain rule-breakers to the Jail space, turning your next game night into a hilarious, low-stakes felony where the only rule is that there are no rules.

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Glow Capture the Flag

Capture the Flag Redux game box showing players in a glowing outdoor battlefield.

Your backyard is about to become a radioactive neon war zone. Redux turns night into a high-stakes, glowing battlefield where stealth is mandatory, giving you the perfect excuse to sprint like a ninja and ruin your friends' night in the most luminous way possible.

$59ishWANT IT

Pokemon Monopoly

Pokémon Monopoly Kanto Edition board game box featuring colorful artwork and iconic Pokémon characters.

Finally, a way to ruin your friendships while simultaneously becoming a Pokémon master. This Pokemon Monopoly Kanto Edition replaces boring hotels with sculpted Poke Marts and metal tokens, letting you aggressively trade your life savings for a team of adorable, overpowered monsters and gym badges.

$17ishWANT IT

Tabletop Pool Table

Compact wooden pool table with green felt, cues, and racked billiard balls.

When your apartment is too small for a real pool table but your ego still demands a game of billiards. This 20-inch tabletop set lets you sink shots on your kitchen counter, proving that size doesn't matter as long as the hustle is real and the felt is lint-free.

$29ishWANT IT

Harry Potter Chess Set

Movie replica Harry Potter chess set featuring detailed wizard pieces on a black and white board.

Behold the Harry Potter Final Challenge Chess Set, a massive, movie-accurate replica that weighs more than your actual problems. With 32 detailed pieces and a striking 20-inch board, it transforms a simple game into a high-stakes wizarding duel that demands your full, magical attention.

$44ishWANT IT

Game of Thrones Cookbook

Game of Thrones cookbook featuring a feast of medieval food and dramatic table setting.

This Game of Thrones cookbook is the ultimate gift for the friend who treats every meal like a high-stakes political maneuver. Featuring over 100 recipes and a George R. R. Martin introduction, it ensures your next dinner party feels appropriately dramatic, delicious, and just slightly threatening.

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Wobbling Chess Set

Wooden wobbling chess set with wiggling pieces arranged on a checkered wooden board.

Finally, a way to play chess while your pieces are clearly having a mid-life crisis. This prize-winning set features a concave board and weighted pieces that wiggle and dance but refuse to fall off, making every move feel like a high-stakes, drunken masterpiece of strategy.

$289ishWANT IT