Why I Want It

Other gloriously useless things you definitely need:

Drinking Game Monopoly

Chaotic drinking game board featuring red cups and game tokens spread out on a wooden table.

Drink-A-Palooza is essentially the Monopoly of bad decisions and questionable life choices. This chaotic board game mashes up Beer Pong, Flip Cup, and Kings Cup into one high-stakes party experience. It’s the perfect way to ensure your friends never look at you the same way again.

$23ishWANT IT

Shot Glass Roulette

Shot glass roulette game set featuring a central spinning wheel and numbered drinking cups.

Let fate decide who takes the next hit with Shot Glass Roulette. This rowdy set features a spinning wheel and metal balls to turn your next party into a high-stakes casino of poor decisions. It’s the ultimate way to outsource your willpower to a spinning piece of plastic.

$19ishWANT IT

Drunken Tower Game

Precariously stacked wooden block tower game surrounded by shot glasses and game cards on a wooden table.

The Drunken Tower is the ultimate test of whether your steady hands can survive your questionable life choices. You’ll pull wooden blocks from a precarious stack and follow challenging commands until the tower inevitably collapses, proving that your sobriety is just as shaky as your grip on reality.

$19ishWANT IT

Drinking Games Book

Dark blue drinking games book with red logo on a wooden table next to a glass of beer.

Finally, a way to systematically ruin your reputation with friends while sipping booze. This Drinking Games book offers twenty-five distinct ways to lose your dignity, providing the perfect high-stakes competition for your next hazy night of questionable decisions and regrettable memories.

$9ishWANT IT

Pun Lover Card Game

Vibrant Punderdome card game box featuring retro game show graphics and pun-themed text.

The Punderdome card game is the ultimate white elephant gift for that coworker who takes their dad jokes way too seriously. You have ninety seconds to fuse two random prompts into a pun, turning your next office gathering into a high-stakes arena of linguistic crimes and questionable wordplay.

$15ishWANT IT

Wingman Shot Glass

Elongated red shot glass featuring a segmented, buddy-style design on a wooden table.

Drinking alone is a tragedy, but the Wingman Shot Glass turns every tequila shot into a team effort. This loyal drinking buddy is perfect for tailgates and bachelor parties where you need someone to witness your questionable life choices without the risk of a hangover-induced judgment.

$14ishWANT IT

Tipsy Tumbling Tower

Wooden tumbling tower game blocks stacked high, featuring phrases like "I've Never" and "Make a Rule.

Your social life is now officially governed by a stack of precarious wooden blocks. The Tipsy Tumbling Tower forces you to perform ridiculous dares and "Moose" prompts every time you successfully extract a piece without causing a structural collapse, making it the ultimate drinking game centerpiece for your next chaotic gathering.

$24ishWANT IT

Jello Shot Syringes

Assortment of clear syringes filled with brightly colored liquids, lined up on a white surface.

Nothing says "let's get weird" like a 25-pack of jello shot syringes. These leak-free, reusable tubes allow you to administer shots with clinical precision, turning your next house party into a festive medical emergency where the only prescription is more booze and significantly less dignity.

$16ishWANT IT

Monopoly Cheaters Edition

Monopoly Cheaters Edition board game spread out on a wooden table with tokens and plastic handcuffs.

Monopoly Cheaters Edition is the only board game that rewards your worst impulses while physically punishing your friends. It features a plastic handcuff unit to chain rule-breakers to the Jail space, turning your next game night into a hilarious, low-stakes felony where the only rule is that there are no rules.

$16ishWANT IT

Meme Caption Card Game

White rectangular box of the meme caption card game resting on a light wooden surface.

WHAT DO YOU MEME? is the only way to prove your internet humor is superior to your friends' tragic lack of taste. Pair a caption card with a photo, let a rotating judge crown a winner, and prepare to defend your comedic integrity against your friends' most pathetic attempts at being funny.

$22ishWANT IT

Balloon Pop Roulette

Black balloon pop roulette gun aimed at a white balloon, surrounded by colorful plastic targets on a table.

Introduce some delicious psychological warfare to your next hangout with Balloon Pop Roulette. Pass the revolver around and watch your friends sweat before the inevitable big bang, then let them suffer whatever hilarious, custom punishment you’ve cooked up for the unlucky loser who dared to pull the trigger.

$5ishWANT IT

Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun

Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun Rick and Morty dice game box with a blue circular component.

Your social life is about to get uncomfortably juicy with Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun. This Rick and Morty dice game forces you to complete embarrassing dares or summon a helpful, existence-hating creature to do them for you. It’s the perfect way to ruin friendships while making memories.

$22ishWANT IT