Why I Want It

Other gloriously useless things you definitely need:

Rick & Morty Monopoly

Vibrant Rick & Morty Monopoly board game box featuring cartoon characters and multiverse art.

Finally, you can own prime real estate in the Cromulon Dimension without the pesky threat of being turned into a tiny person. This Rick & Morty Monopoly features Flurbo currency, Gooble Boxes, and a Plumbus token, providing the only way to experience multiverse-spanning financial ruin.

$32ishWANT IT

Total Rickall Card Game

Rick and Morty Total Rickall cooperative card game box with colorful character artwork.

Save the world from interdimensional parasites without the stress of a table captain ruining your vibe. The Rick and Morty Total Rickall Cooperative Card Game lets you root out hidden roles and zany characters, making it the perfect way to ruin your friends' sanity in the name of science.

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Meme Caption Card Game

White rectangular box of the meme caption card game resting on a light wooden surface.

WHAT DO YOU MEME? is the only way to prove your internet humor is superior to your friends' tragic lack of taste. Pair a caption card with a photo, let a rotating judge crown a winner, and prepare to defend your comedic integrity against your friends' most pathetic attempts at being funny.

$22ishWANT IT

Tipsy Tumbling Tower

Wooden tumbling tower game blocks stacked high, featuring phrases like "I've Never" and "Make a Rule.

Your social life is now officially governed by a stack of precarious wooden blocks. The Tipsy Tumbling Tower forces you to perform ridiculous dares and "Moose" prompts every time you successfully extract a piece without causing a structural collapse, making it the ultimate drinking game centerpiece for your next chaotic gathering.

$24ishWANT IT

Drinking Game Monopoly

Chaotic drinking game board featuring red cups and game tokens spread out on a wooden table.

Drink-A-Palooza is essentially the Monopoly of bad decisions and questionable life choices. This chaotic board game mashes up Beer Pong, Flip Cup, and Kings Cup into one high-stakes party experience. It’s the perfect way to ensure your friends never look at you the same way again.

$23ishWANT IT

Pokemon Monopoly

Pokémon Monopoly Kanto Edition board game box featuring colorful artwork and iconic Pokémon characters.

Finally, a way to ruin your friendships while simultaneously becoming a Pokémon master. This Pokemon Monopoly Kanto Edition replaces boring hotels with sculpted Poke Marts and metal tokens, letting you aggressively trade your life savings for a team of adorable, overpowered monsters and gym badges.

$17ishWANT IT

Chip Dropping Drinking Game

Chip dropping drinking game board featuring red pegs and several small shot glasses on a table.

Nothing says I value our friendship like outsourcing your sobriety to a board of metal pegs. DRINKO turns your next party into a high-stakes game of gravity where dropping a token determines who takes the next shot, making it the perfect way to blame the board for your liver's demise.

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Balloon Pop Roulette

Black balloon pop roulette gun aimed at a white balloon, surrounded by colorful plastic targets on a table.

Introduce some delicious psychological warfare to your next hangout with Balloon Pop Roulette. Pass the revolver around and watch your friends sweat before the inevitable big bang, then let them suffer whatever hilarious, custom punishment you’ve cooked up for the unlucky loser who dared to pull the trigger.

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Drinking Games Book

Dark blue drinking games book with red logo on a wooden table next to a glass of beer.

Finally, a way to systematically ruin your reputation with friends while sipping booze. This Drinking Games book offers twenty-five distinct ways to lose your dignity, providing the perfect high-stakes competition for your next hazy night of questionable decisions and regrettable memories.

$9ishWANT IT

Pun Lover Card Game

Vibrant Punderdome card game box featuring retro game show graphics and pun-themed text.

The Punderdome card game is the ultimate white elephant gift for that coworker who takes their dad jokes way too seriously. You have ninety seconds to fuse two random prompts into a pun, turning your next office gathering into a high-stakes arena of linguistic crimes and questionable wordplay.

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Monopoly Cheaters Edition

Monopoly Cheaters Edition board game spread out on a wooden table with tokens and plastic handcuffs.

Monopoly Cheaters Edition is the only board game that rewards your worst impulses while physically punishing your friends. It features a plastic handcuff unit to chain rule-breakers to the Jail space, turning your next game night into a hilarious, low-stakes felony where the only rule is that there are no rules.

$16ishWANT IT

Glow Capture the Flag

Capture the Flag Redux game box showing players in a glowing outdoor battlefield.

Your backyard is about to become a radioactive neon war zone. Redux turns night into a high-stakes, glowing battlefield where stealth is mandatory, giving you the perfect excuse to sprint like a ninja and ruin your friends' night in the most luminous way possible.

$59ishWANT IT