Why I Want It

Other gloriously useless things you definitely need:

Pun Lover Card Game

Vibrant Punderdome card game box featuring retro game show graphics and pun-themed text.

The Punderdome card game is the ultimate white elephant gift for that coworker who takes their dad jokes way too seriously. You have ninety seconds to fuse two random prompts into a pun, turning your next office gathering into a high-stakes arena of linguistic crimes and questionable wordplay.

$15ishWANT IT

Total Rickall Card Game

Rick and Morty Total Rickall cooperative card game box with colorful character artwork.

Save the world from interdimensional parasites without the stress of a table captain ruining your vibe. The Rick and Morty Total Rickall Cooperative Card Game lets you root out hidden roles and zany characters, making it the perfect way to ruin your friends' sanity in the name of science.

$12ishWANT IT

Drinking Game Monopoly

Chaotic drinking game board featuring red cups and game tokens spread out on a wooden table.

Drink-A-Palooza is essentially the Monopoly of bad decisions and questionable life choices. This chaotic board game mashes up Beer Pong, Flip Cup, and Kings Cup into one high-stakes party experience. It’s the perfect way to ensure your friends never look at you the same way again.

$23ishWANT IT

Holy Meme Bible

Textured white book titled Holy Meme Bible, featuring ornate gold lettering and design.

The Holy Meme Bible is the only spiritual guide you need for your questionable internet history. This 60-page activity book lets you confess your love for your FBI agent and color a badly illustrated Kim Kardashian while reliving the peak brain rot of 2018.

$16ishWANT IT

Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun

Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun Rick and Morty dice game box with a blue circular component.

Your social life is about to get uncomfortably juicy with Mr. Meeseeks' Box O' Fun. This Rick and Morty dice game forces you to complete embarrassing dares or summon a helpful, existence-hating creature to do them for you. It’s the perfect way to ruin friendships while making memories.

$22ishWANT IT

Balloon Pop Roulette

Black balloon pop roulette gun aimed at a white balloon, surrounded by colorful plastic targets on a table.

Introduce some delicious psychological warfare to your next hangout with Balloon Pop Roulette. Pass the revolver around and watch your friends sweat before the inevitable big bang, then let them suffer whatever hilarious, custom punishment you’ve cooked up for the unlucky loser who dared to pull the trigger.

$5ishWANT IT

Chip Dropping Drinking Game

Chip dropping drinking game board featuring red pegs and several small shot glasses on a table.

Nothing says I value our friendship like outsourcing your sobriety to a board of metal pegs. DRINKO turns your next party into a high-stakes game of gravity where dropping a token determines who takes the next shot, making it the perfect way to blame the board for your liver's demise.

$19ishWANT IT

Tipsy Tumbling Tower

Wooden tumbling tower game blocks stacked high, featuring phrases like "I've Never" and "Make a Rule.

Your social life is now officially governed by a stack of precarious wooden blocks. The Tipsy Tumbling Tower forces you to perform ridiculous dares and "Moose" prompts every time you successfully extract a piece without causing a structural collapse, making it the ultimate drinking game centerpiece for your next chaotic gathering.

$24ishWANT IT

Monopoly Cheaters Edition

Monopoly Cheaters Edition board game spread out on a wooden table with tokens and plastic handcuffs.

Monopoly Cheaters Edition is the only board game that rewards your worst impulses while physically punishing your friends. It features a plastic handcuff unit to chain rule-breakers to the Jail space, turning your next game night into a hilarious, low-stakes felony where the only rule is that there are no rules.

$16ishWANT IT

Drunken Tower Game

Precariously stacked wooden block tower game surrounded by shot glasses and game cards on a wooden table.

The Drunken Tower is the ultimate test of whether your steady hands can survive your questionable life choices. You’ll pull wooden blocks from a precarious stack and follow challenging commands until the tower inevitably collapses, proving that your sobriety is just as shaky as your grip on reality.

$19ishWANT IT

8-Bit Dot Mario Cards

Retro 8-bit dot style playing cards featuring Mario and pixelated graphics laid out.

The 8-Bit Dot Mario Playing Cards are the only way to play poker while pretending you’re still living in 1985. These official Nintendo cards turn your next game night into a low-res fever dream of nostalgic dots, making every high-stakes hand feel like a pixelated masterpiece.

$11ishWANT IT

Shot Glass Roulette

Shot glass roulette game set featuring a central spinning wheel and numbered drinking cups.

Let fate decide who takes the next hit with Shot Glass Roulette. This rowdy set features a spinning wheel and metal balls to turn your next party into a high-stakes casino of poor decisions. It’s the ultimate way to outsource your willpower to a spinning piece of plastic.

$19ishWANT IT